David made his debut in 2007, claiming to have never played golf in his life. This lie was exposed after four holes of his debut, when he hit a birdy. He finished in 2nd place that year after he choked in a play-off with Mark.

Didn't turn up in 2008 - probably worried about his handicap after his performance the previous year. Turned up again in 2009, didn't find his handicap as generous as in 2007 but still managed a creditable 6th place.

Trivia: Plays cricket and, coincidentally, has a pet cricket. He takes it for walks on Arnold Park during his lunch break.

Lawle Guby Debut: 2007

Lawle Guby Wins: 0